Today, a really attractive guy was working out in front of me on the treadmills at the gym. I used him as motivation to run faster, visualizing that I could reach him if I ran fast enough. He kept turning around to look at me. At first I was flattered but then I realized it was because I had been muttering "my precious" creepily under my breath. MLIA.

My baby sister started to mouth the words to Orgasm by Dj Caffine and then started dancing as if she was a man slapping a girls ass, never have i laughed so hard

My boyfriend is mad at me

Goodnight dont let the bed bugs bite =]

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<3

I have the song from sleeping beauty stuck in my noggin.

I know you
I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you
The gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
Yes, I know it’s true
that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I know what you’ll do
You’ll love me at once
the way you did once upon a dream

=] I love the classic disney movies

Today I heard some loud whispering and shuffling noises near the lounge in my dorm. I walked around the corner to find 20 people in a giant hula hoop. When they saw me one screamed "get her" and they all shuffled after me. I ducked into the laundry room to find another kid crouched there who asked "hiding from the hula hoop?" MLIA

The best one I read yet.